We kicked ER in the nuts and vice versa

  • When: 11/01/16
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Squints, Igloo, Beaker, Kapowski, Tooth Fairy, Recliner, Freud, Root, Retread


The record at ER for number of laps is 8 by Herniator. That means that when he was finishing up that last lap, he was only doing 13 reps of merkins and LBC’s. Impressive. But what if we did all reps from 20 merkins and LBC’s down to 1 merkin and 1 LBC? The only way that that would be possible at ER is if Herniator, Abraham, and Jordache spawned some type of a 3-way love child – appropriately named Hernahamache – that lived in the stair wells, ate the old diapers, drank the remains of the scattered Sun Drops, and did laps to get his rocks off. Oh the horror…..I digress. So the next best option is to try it somewhere else. Why not with the brave souls at Espresso?

Conditions: Damn near perfect. Long Sleeve appropriate for some. I do not miss Summer and the Swamp Ass that it gave me from April to September.

Thang:
Horrible attempt to use pumpkins for implements. Note to self: on 11/1 pumpkins become completely useless. Tried 20 curls and 20 bench presses. This was all Beakers fault, he suggested it last night to try to distract me from doing what I had intended for us to do. 2nd note to self: Get back to the original plan. Don’t listen to the Beaker. 3rd completely random note to self: That John Denver is full of shit man.

20 merkins/20 LBC’s
Mosey
20 merkins/20 LBC’s
Mosey
19 merkins/19 LBC’s
Mosey
19 merkins/19 LBC’s
Mosey
18 Merkins/18 LBC’s
Mosey
18 Merkins/18 LBC’s
……..
continue until 1 merkin/1 LBC
Total of 40 stops

WOD:
Excerpt from Wild at Heart by John Elderedge.

Observations:
– zero mumblechatter other than several folks trying to reduce the number of reps. Unless you count Squints’ grunting.
– 410 reps of each exercise. Not too bad. BUT since we did Monkey Humpers in front of 127, go ahead and give me 7 Merkins/7 LBC’s to round it up to 400 of each. or 17 if you’re a beast.
– was there at least one good pumpkin out there? I picked/kicked several and they were all just little paper weights w/ rotten doo doo on the bottom
– have we ever been over to the west campus of Corinth? Pretty nice back there.
– TF completely shat on my morning w/ that talk about kickers and the Clempson game. Talk about the proverbial turd in the punch bowl. That game still stings. Yes, I know that surprising even for a State fan. It’s not like it’s the first time we’ve shat the bed or anything…
– if you weren’t there, you missed my Conway Twitty/Elvis mutton chops and porn stache. Both are left overs from halloween. My M thinks I’m hot. At least that’s what I keep trying to tell myself.
– Has Retread ever shown up on time?

– does the workout count if no one reads the Back Blast?

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