Members Only?

  • When: 01/19/19
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Beaker, Goodwill, Tooth Fairy, Publix, Dougboy, Flamer, Cousin Eddie


Whipping Stick.  I’m not sure who dubbed Hickory’s original AO, but I’m sure the name stems from Hickory…tree….stick…Whipping Stick.  It’s not a bad name, and I only mention this in …

Organ Grinder. The best AO in Burke Co

  • When: 01/02/19
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Sink Hole, Flex Seal, Jordache, Patty Mayo, Plank, Cousin Eddie


I dare someone to challenge the statement in the title.  Premier this, premier that, Run around L-R and Hickory High.  Run a Lap around Hickory….now run it counterclockwise.  Counterclockwise you …

2018…A, B, C ya

  • When: 12/31/18
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Goodwill, Sheamus, Publix, Short Sale, Flex Seal, FNG: Keebler, Phlegm, Cheese Whiz, Retread, Fuse, Cousin Eddie


Raining.  Shocker.  My yard is grass soup.  Twas warmer than normal, so we got that going for us. Made a call out to all chaps on Voxer* and Twitter to …

Burpee/Bear Crawl Fest

  • When: 12/26/18
  • QIC: Bartman (F3 Franklin TN)
  • The PAX: Flex Seal, Chicken Strips, Paddy Mayo, Beaker, Publix, Cousin Eddie, Bartman, Taz, Hot Lips


(Cousin Eddie here….this BB was sent to me by Bartman himself.  I’ll be chiming in w/ my comments in italicized parentheses as necessary) 5 pax for 3ish mile pre-hustle kicking …

Festivus Miracle? Naw B

  • When: 12/20/18
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: SP, Beaker, Powder, Publix, Squints, Retread, Skaggs, Tooth Fairy, Flamer, Diesel, Cousin Eddie


Yesterday on the Twitters, I mentioned that today’s workout would be a celebration of Festivus, featuring feats of strength, an aluminum pole, and – everyone’s favorite – airing of grievances.  …

Q School: Copy, Paste, Delete

  • When: 11/27/18
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Powder, Paula Deen, Scrubs, Dory, Slingblade, Udder Butter, Turd Herder, Twig, Tater Hole, Tinkerbell, Mercedes, Banjo, Cousin Eddie


Q School last week at The Mount.  Q School this week at Hurler.  The workouts were both very familiar.   Biggest difference is that Mount boys do a lot of mumblechatter.  …

Those that can’t do, teach

  • When: 11/20/18
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Flotus, Biscuits, Doughboy, Short Sale, Sweet Heat, Has Been, Flex Seal, Dragonfly, Sinkhole, Katniss, Patty Mayo, Doc McStuffins


Made sure to include the legal stuff: 1 minute warning Disclaimer Always wear a watch Plan your workout Have more than enough to cover 45 minutes Never end early Show …

BoBo’s are a Whippin’ Stick Must Have

  • When: 10/27/18
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Goodwill, Publix, Billy Jean, Doughboy, Cousin Eddie


Rain + Whippin’ Stick = Grassy muddy Soup The Drainage Engineers that built Northview Middle School should be flogged.  When it rains, the athletic fields become soupy and gross.  YHC …

How you like dem Apples?

  • When: 10/04/18
  • QIC: Cousin Eddie
  • The PAX: Plank, Taz, Stonewall, Hot Lips, Markup, Tooth Fairy, Cousin Eddie


Hey Hot Lips/Plank/Taz/Cable Guy/Stonewall, you like apples? Yes, CEd we do. Well, I’m doing a Backblast for Star.  How you like dem apples? https://youtu.be/R_MvFaBL5KU Weather:  still humid.  Come on, Big …